Cows….Evil or just misunderstood???????

Here's one of the buggers


Ok, there’s been a lot of talk recently by some bloggers http://georgesfunkyworld.blogspot.com/ about cows and their many fine points, but I’m not so sure that we should just take them at face value.

I for one don’t trust ‘em

Lets take their appearance for one thing….. it’s a bloody camouflage pattern people!! Can’t you see?? Oh yeah, that’s right, camouflage ……..

4 stomachs?? What do they need 4 stomachs for? I’ll tell ya what for… eating small children that’s what!!

That whole chewing grass thing? Don’t buy that for a second…….They’re just mulling over the best time to strike.

And lets face it, they’ve got the perfect weapon…..

MILK!!!

You heard me, some day in the not too distant future, they do the old switcheroo and start spewing out Hydrochloric Acid, and finally the lactose intolerant will rule the earth……..well it’s either them or the vegans and I can’t see that happening.

So, to help fend off that fateful day, I’ve done a little research and posted a few links that might help save the human race…….for now



The Official Mad Cow Disease Home Page
http://www.mad-cow.org/

Aha!!! Cows punishment for being cows



Dissecting a cows eye
http://www.exploratorium.edu/learning_studio/cow_eye/coweye.pdf

Get your own back!!! Slice ‘em, dice ‘em, stick them on skewers and call ‘em kebabs….if they can’t see you, they can’t jump on you!!! (Don’t think they won’t)



Send a cow to Africa!!!
http://www.sendacow.org.uk/

That’s right, bubble wrap one & stuff it in a post-pack and if you send it surface mail it’ll be long dead by the time it arrives. Win –Win if you ask me, plus it’s one less of the bastards we have to worry about.

COWS!!!!
Don’t say you weren’t warned…… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!