They're Cowming To Get You!!!!!!
Well, that does it.
After reading the comments on my last post, I’ve decided to form a new secret society that is free and open to all..
It Is Called……the Club for the Overthrowing of Wild Stinking Rabid Bovines And their Descendants.
Or……
C.O.W.S. ’R’ .B.A.D.
To identify yourself as a member of Cows “R” Bad and thus as a member of the human race you should know the secret handshake…….
And also the secret salute…..
Look closely, it’s a pair of cow horns being flipped the “bird”, plus it clearly demonstrates our opposable thumbs and hence, total superiority over the bovine species.
Also you should know the password to gain entry to Cows “R” Bad meetings
“Moooooooooovealongtheresnothingtoseehere”
Cows “R” Bad meetings are being held wherever you see this sign………
Simply walk in, perform the secret handshake and you will be handed any one of a wide range of non-milk based products to help you maintain the strength to keep fighting the enemy. If you stay at the meeting long enough you might even work up the courage to tip a few cows over on the way home and help sway the balance of power back in our favour!! Just beware of the landmines though, i still have nightmares of the first time one explolded under one of my feet!!
So remember folks, lock up your tractors and keep the kids out of wide open paddocks because there’s cows in them thar hills…….
After reading the comments on my last post, I’ve decided to form a new secret society that is free and open to all..
It Is Called……the Club for the Overthrowing of Wild Stinking Rabid Bovines And their Descendants.
Or……
C.O.W.S. ’R’ .B.A.D.
To identify yourself as a member of Cows “R” Bad and thus as a member of the human race you should know the secret handshake…….
And also the secret salute…..
Look closely, it’s a pair of cow horns being flipped the “bird”, plus it clearly demonstrates our opposable thumbs and hence, total superiority over the bovine species.
Also you should know the password to gain entry to Cows “R” Bad meetings
“Moooooooooovealongtheresnothingtoseehere”
Cows “R” Bad meetings are being held wherever you see this sign………
Simply walk in, perform the secret handshake and you will be handed any one of a wide range of non-milk based products to help you maintain the strength to keep fighting the enemy. If you stay at the meeting long enough you might even work up the courage to tip a few cows over on the way home and help sway the balance of power back in our favour!! Just beware of the landmines though, i still have nightmares of the first time one explolded under one of my feet!!
So remember folks, lock up your tractors and keep the kids out of wide open paddocks because there’s cows in them thar hills…….
posted by mark at 9:04 PM
6 Comments:
When's the next meeting. I'm confident that we can beat em' (or eat em'). Hamburgers for all I say!!!
Im there with gumboots on (anti-mineshoes)we will beat them and im with G kill them all let the BBQ sort them out!
Hamburgers????Hmmm.............
Okay yeah mince those evil bastards....
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Been a bit worried havent heard anything in a while, Have they got to you already? Please dont harm him we will pay ransom just give us your demands.........
Alright what have you done with him?
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