Chicken Fu****s

Howdy folks, I hope the day finds you well.

I just had to share the following S.M.S. with you all......
It’s a little ditty that was penned by a mate of mine Luke who was also on the chicken pluckers gig from the last post, except he got to dress up as a roast chook and play the tuba for ½ an hour and probably got paid twice as much as I did.

Anyhoo,
I was giving him shit for all of that and renamed the gig the Chicken Fu**ers ball.


Less than a minute later this is what he sent back….


Song for chicken fuckers gig:
Verse: Love me tender, love me through, each & every part.
Pluck my feather, baste my bits, stuff me or i'll fart.

Chorus: White bits fluffy, brown bits crunchy, bite me bit my bit.
If you decide you, want to fuck me, please make sure you'll fit!!



Pure
Unadulterated
Genius

Enough said.

It’s better to appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Ok, so here’s the thing. I stated at the outset that this would be an occasional thing, so those of you who are serial bloggers just relax ok!

Not much has been going on.

I’ve had the odd gig here and there. We did the chicken pluckers ball with none other than Mr Tony Barber!!! Who in real life is just as classy as you remember him on sale, but tends to believe it too. I also had Bruno Lucia (the comedian, from all together now) playing my trombone on stage with me. He was in the wings having a perve on our dancers and I told him the view was better from the horn section, so he joined us. Lots ‘o’ fun and a little more down to earth than tony.

I forgot to take photos on my new toy though….. I got a new phone, one of those razar v3x’s very swanky!! And it even makes phone calls! but more importantly, it has a good camera so i'll have to start using it.

Speaking of toys I am also the proud new payer-offer of a DYSON (insert appropriate fanfare here) vacuum . I’ve always wanted one and the old vaccy finally blew up last week so I was able to get one on the whole 18 mths no repayments thing. Thank god for that. Boy oh boy though, she’s a beaut! Sucks the nails right out of the floorboards! Nothing else to report on the toys front… the thirst is willing but the purse is weak.

I’m currently experiencing the joys of all 3 of us being sick @ the same time. You know the one where everyone in the family takes turns being the incubator for the same virus as it treats you like stop-offs on a perpetual round the world tour of evil, just to land again the day after the little men in the yellow haz-mat suits have left your head and moved on to the next job. On the plus side, I have discovered shades of yellow and green that I never new existed so there you go.

I’ve become addicted to trackmania nations online which is probably another reason I haven’t blogged in a while, I’m too busy navigating loops and jumps at 500kph. Give it a go kids, it’s a free download and an absolute cack

As I write this I’m actually procrastinating from doing some practice so I best get on with it now that you all know I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth, and the cows haven’t come to visit me in the night!!

I’ll try to get some pics for the next one too…..