I-Pod, Shmi-Pod

Yours holds 1,000?

(Supressing polite snicker) I’ve got 17,663 in mine and it’s got 5.1 surround sound!!
Ok, sure, it weighs about 7.5 kilos, needs 240 volt power to run and closely resmbles a desktop pc, but who’s counting right?.......... my 21 inch screen sure kicks your 2 inch screen!!

Ok so what do you do with that much music? Well it usually goes something like this…

Scroll, scroll, scroll, ….nah,
Scroll, scroll, ..hmmm……maybe….nah…..
Scroll, scroll…….etc

I give up, play all, shuffle!

OH MAN!! The joys of the shuffle
(I’m shuffling right now actually)

Stuff I’d forgotten…..Birth of the cool
Stuff I’d repressed…..Billy ocean, Get into my car!
Stuff that should be forgotten……Spandau Ballet
And the stuff that always gets played even though its on shuffle…….

Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince – Boom Shake the Room

Ahhh….. late 80’s rap never goes out of style………..Does it?

And, if the Jackson 5 aint still the funkiest shit ever then I’ll go he……………but that’s just my opinion.

You tag 'em We bag'em

If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
On a lake of raspberry jello with half nude price is right models poking out of it (I’ll leave it up to you to guess which half is nude…..)

What’s your favorite article of clothing? Sean connery’s white tux in goldfinger…..Classy
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? Boobs

What’s the last CD that you bought? Gordon goodwin’s Big Phat Band : The Phat Pack. Got it on amazon, gotta be the 2nd best shop in the world

Where’s your favorite place to be? I’m a bloke…….Do the math
Where’s your least favorite place to be? See above

What’s your favorite place to be massaged? Did you read the last 2 answers….. Come on, really

Strong in mind or strong in body? That directly relates to the current alcohol/caffeine/sleep/drugs ratio
What time do you wake up in the morning? About ½ an hour after I get up

What’s your favorite kitchen appliance? A Whisk……. See 3 questions ago if you’re still a bit unsure.

What makes you really angry? Australian idol

If you could play any instrument, what would it be? Pitching wedge

Favorite color? That yellow they use to print $50 notes

Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV? It’s Australia folks they’re called 4 wheel drives!!!!!! add this to the angry question

Do you believe in afterlife? Fuck No! I’m still coming to terms with this one

Favorite children’s book? Mr sneeze

What is your favorite season? McCormics spicy Italian

What’s your least favorite household chore? Painting the outside

If you could have one super power, what would it be? Gotta be x –ray vision….see answer to Q.5

If you have a tattoo, what is it? No I don’t but always wanted a footprint on the bottom of my foot…..wierd huh?

Can you juggle? Yep! Can you?

The one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? The foldback guy on last Saturday’s gig to tell him just how shit he really was.

What’s your favorite day? July 7 1984

What’s in the boot of your car? Dead bodies, gold bullion, wmd’s, you know, just the usual

Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburgers? pizza

Tag This Then.........

1. What time do you get up?
that depends on what you mean by “get up” anytime from 6.30 to 10.30 on the weekends

2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be?
Heather, dosent happen often enough

3. Gold or silver?
Have to say silver, gold mouthpieces just don’t last as long

4. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Superman Returns, that Brandon Roth, he’s soooo cute

5. What is/are your favorite TV show(s)?
Top Gear best show ever

6. What did you have for breakfast?
I think it was a bowl of muesli, but my eyes were shut most of the time, one of those 6.30 starts you see..

7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Any of the housemates from the last 6 seasons of Big Brother

Who would you want to be stuck with?
A Baseball Bat and any of the housemates from the last 6 seasons of Big Brother

8. What/who inspires you?
Motivated people

9. What is your middle name?
Ivor really, and I don’t look 1 bit Russian…..do i?

10. Beach, City or Country?
All 3 thanks

11. Favorite ice cream?
This is embarrassing, Golden Gaytime

12. Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
Oooh Salted, with butter please…… ok gotta go make some popcorn now, back to finish this later

13. Favorite color?
Boring. Blue

14. What kind of car do you drive?
Again boring, Dewoo, or Nissan hatch, but in trackmania nations I drive an Austin DB9 and when I win lotto, one of those will do me just fine for going down the shops

15. Favorite sandwich?
Buttered salted popcorn!! No, wait a minute, probably a bmt or toasted chicken, cheese & avacado

16. What characteristic do you despise?
Rudeness, meaness, playing out of tune and B.O.

17. Favorite flower?
Self Raising

18. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Anywhere……..duh

19. What color is your bathroom?
Blue and yellow and as a consequence of that I don’t get pissed anymore, coz the hangovers are too painfull

20. Favorite brand of clothing?
None really, if I can find something that fits, I’ll buy it

21. Where would you retire to?
The Couch

22. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday Nite

23. What did you do for your last birthday?
Had a party at Maccas, Lots of fun!!

24. Where were you born?
I’m guessing a hospital somewhere….. box hill in melb

25. Favorite sport to watch?
Nude Ice Fishing

26. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
Margaret Thatcher

27. Person you expect to send it back first?
Tony Barber

28. What fabric detergent do you use?
Omo Matic

29. Coke or pepsi?
Coke is it with Burbon

30. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Definitely a night owl and good luck getting anything more than grunting sounds out of me before breakfast, coffee and a shower

31. What is your shoe size?
Same as my D**K size. No, it’s actually the same as my sock size

32. Do you have any pets?
Yep, but they’re a bit shy. Ben, a brown Lab, and Kira the noisy German Shepard


Now on to Georges Tag….

Four jobs I've had:
1. Making industrial adhesieve
2. Paper round
3 Hay Bailing
4. Brief stint in the i.t. industry

Four movies I can watch over and over:
1 Starwars 4,5,3,6,2,1 in that order
2. Lord of the rings trilogy
3. Any Bond film with Sean Connery
4. The Matrix.

Four important things to me:
1. The Missus, and the little tacker
2. O2, H2O,
3. Good Coffee
4. Gravity

Four tunes that play in my head:
It all depends on what I’ve just been playing
1. Current selections from the wiggles
2. Notice me Horton fron seusicial the musicial
3. I’m a believer
4. that’s all I,ve got room for……

Four favourite food dishes:
1. A good ravioli with calabrase sauce
2. Roast Lamb.
3. Fish & Chips
4. Pizza

Four websites I visit daily:
1. Ebay.
2. Cnet
3. Google
4. rickyloca.com.au (shameless plug)

Four scrap companies I like:
ok, stupid question, lets change it to : What store could I really damage the plastic in, given the chance…..
1. Katmandu
2. Music Junction Camberwell
3. Borders
4. Drummonds Golf

Four colours I like:
1. Blue
2. Matte Black
3. Titleist Golfball White
4. Manaro Silver

Four people I am tagging:
1 Tony Barber
2 Larry Emdur
3. Osama Bin Laden….could work
4. Bill Gates